“Waiter, there’s a hair in my soup!”

“Well what are you complaining to me for? You’re the one who ordered the rabbit stew!”

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Vodka won't solve your problems

but it's worth a shot.

2. Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… "Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?" "She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"

3. Why are Mexicans scared of hockey??

Because of ICE essay

4. What does a Pirate dip his fish in?

Tart*arrr* sauce!

5. This is the voice of the moderation.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that we have actually seized the radio station.

6. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!

Well, pull yourself together!

7. When a musician plays on stage, the sound bounces off all the walls of the theater before it reaches the audience's ears, but the sound from a pigeon would go directly to the middle chair of the theater.

A coo sticks.

8. Happy Pi Day!

Budda contemplating the value of pi...

9. What is a police officers favorite room in a house?

A restroom

10. yo mama insists upon herself

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